I hope you are having a good time in New York.
One day I hope that I will be able to join you on such a trip.. without startling at the amount of money that this costs. ;)
Actually, I want to go to New York with a sailing ship. Like the first settlers that came there.. taking a couple of weeks to cross the ocean.
I have not been lazy, mind you. Since monday I am working at the technical helpdesk of Verizon Business and since today I am taking part in technical training. (IP basics)
As it looks, I will stay wityh them. I really like the style of this company and the flair of it. I also like the fact that you can take cisco certificates there.. CCNA/CCNP would really be nice :)
For the next 6 months I will be working as a temp worker, Verizon usually gives people a fixed contract after this time. If I behave, that is :P
For now, it’s back to school for me.. I have a lot of knowledge to catch up with.
Worst of them: The one that I never thought important: the OSI model.
Unneccesary as hell but everyone seems to judge your IT knowledge according to this. Wanna know a good helper line how to remember the 7 layers and their order? Be warned, it’s a little “mature” ;)
The seven layers of the OSI model..
7. Application
6. Presentation
5. Session
4. Transport
3. Network
2. Data link
1. Physical
Now, imagine me in training, making big eyes and sighing..
Trainer: “I’ll tell you something to remember it properly. It’s just, I can’t do that in front of women.”
Me: “Pardon?”
Trainer:” After Penetration Sucking The Nipple Deepens Pleasure.
Application, Presentation, Session, Transport, Network, DataLink, Physical.
Here, you will never forget that one.”
I almost fell off my chair when I realized that the sentence indeed was burnt into my mind. Sick minds of men :P