LOTR female supercut

Someone made a supercut of the LOTR trilogy where all scenes are assembled, where two female characters interact. Either inspired by or having inspired this XKCD episode.

This is the internet at its finest <3

Sadly it is also the kind of humor/criticism that never finds the intended audience.

Still, its funny. Showing my children for awareness.

More music I finally understand

.Elton John this time, “I’m still standing”

No drama intended, by the way, but just like “I am a rock” it is impossible to understand that song without ever having loved. And having lost that love. And this is exactly what I will have to do now: ‘Pick up the pieces and of my life without you on my mind’

I never actually listened to the lyrics. Damn….

You could never know what it's like
Your blood like winter freezes just like ice
And there's a cold lonely light that shines from you
You'll wind up like the wreck you hide behind that mask you use
And did you think this fool could never win?
Well look at me, I'm coming back again
I got a taste of love in a simple way
And if you need to know while I'm still standing, you just fade away
Don't you know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing

Once I never could have hoped to win
You're starting down the road leaving me again
The threats you made were meant to cut me down
And if our love was just a circus, you'd be a clown by now
You know I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing

Don't you know that I'm still standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor, feeling like a little kid
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind

I'm still standing 

I am a rock

Took me more than 20 years to understand this song. Simon&Garfunkel had it right.

A winter's day
In a deep and dark December
I am alone
Gazing from my window to the streets below
On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow
I am a rock I am an island

I've built walls
A fortress deep and mighty
That none may penetrate
I have no need of friendship friendship causes pains
It's laughter and it's loving I disdain
I am a rock I am an island

Don't talk of love
Well I've heard the word before
It's sleeping in my memory
I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died
If I never loved I never would have cried
I am a rock I am an island

I have my books
And my poetry to protect me
I am shielded in my armor
Hiding in my room safe within my womb
I touch no one and no one touches me
I am a rock I am an island

And a rock feels no pain
And an island never cries

Fuck all this :(

birdy (@Abirdy86) / Twitter
Also: fuck Spotify’s “recommendations”

Neo 2T

I finally saved enough to upgrade my old flux trainer to a proper Neo 2T. it is incredibly silent, like midnight training silent (love your neighbors)

But it is also very powerful. the resistance it offers is… well… too much for my bike 😂

feels bad but actually good? 😇