• you have immobile, frozen hands that do not fidget
• your interests are shallow
• you read into phrases past their actual meanings
• you are unbothered by eye contact and enjoy staring into people’s eyeballs
• you do not notice patterns in numbers and objects even when they are logically connected
• you don’t mind doing things without planning them out first
• instead of saying exactly what you think, you expect others to infer it based on subjective social rules

Do not be discouraged if you are neurotypical. if you work hard, you too can be decent at math and accomplish the same things autistic people can!

you just need to work hard with an expert on neurotypicalism. to reduce those problem behaviours like your meaningless social rituals. Every time you avoid small talk or resist a fashion trend you will get a lovely sticker. “I heart someone with neurotypicalism!”

Remember you can succeed despite the entire way your brain works! <3